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October Demotivational Poster


BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German


TAGS: super beer fountain october fest
Rating: 4.43/5

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MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:51 pm
So much for the > 16 oz ban :)
calvin5040 - May 16, 2012, 10:50 am
Skill Level: Alcoholic
MindBenda - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
No of course not, but when they do. They drink out of 4.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am
Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!


PARANOIA -


TAGS: october challange bruce campbell evil dead army of darkness paranoia paranoid crazy
Rating: 3.93/5

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opiumstare - August 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
groovy :)
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:22 pm
the one to watch out for is at the end of your wrist
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:49 pm
Oh sure, Bruce is cool, but I like the poster because it's exactly how I feel. :)
Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 10:44 am
What Mr.Random said.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 10:08 am
Anything with the Bruce Campbell chin gets a 5 in my books.


OFFENSIVE? NO! JUST A PHILOSOPHIC DEBATING POINT -


TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.76/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:41 pm

i lol'd you get 5...nice


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.


TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.


HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: life time day celebration joke october 31 pumpkin predator alien deep space movie
Rating: 3.8/5

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spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:16 pm
That is freakin' amazing.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 11:02 am
Great pic...5 Happy Halloween Poodles


REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue.




PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja?


TAGS: october challenge pirates and ninjas equate
Rating: 3.85/5

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Death - November 5, 2009, 2:28 am
You sir, are a genius.


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in sex...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats hot
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


SUCCESS DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN! -


TAGS: october challenge claire please take note
Rating: 4.59/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:34 am
No idea what the hell the joke is supposed to mean, but have a 5 for that picture. Go on, have a 5.
happymaster - October 11, 2010, 4:59 pm
come whip my ass baby


THINK TWICE - Remember: "Friending" Mom and Dad on MySpace means they can see your pictures... ALL of your pictures.


TAGS: october challenge when drunk blonde zombies attack
Rating: 3.43/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
It's kinda like Pacific Playland ala Zombieland...minus the good soundtrack
CoolioIndeed - April 24, 2010, 11:02 pm
Myspace, Sean, is the internet's abandoned amusement park.
Sean - October 26, 2009, 6:47 pm
Brilliant. What's MySpace?


MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red?


TAGS: sooner or later that little guys coat is going to turn bright red wiener dog assignment october first
Rating: 3.31/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:13 pm
well, one of them did
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

some
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

well, they were different, but they did make sone good Motifakes
GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
and the Psychosis begins...
Sean - October 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Beautiful. *sniff*


A MOTIFAKE SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -


TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.85/5

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Zook - October 17, 2010, 6:44 pm
is this a tshirthell shirt?
forseti - October 7, 2010, 12:31 pm
i took. some months ago :P # 102332... but i tagged it pretty bad. and i can't look at it too often. 5L ;)
BoneCD - October 7, 2010, 9:09 am
lol Culos...sometimes we all need to be reminded of that!


STUPIDITY - "No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it."


TAGS: stupidity october calender durrr
Rating: 4.71/5

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pzykosiz - October 3, 2010, 6:00 pm
i would so do this, if australia actually had snow.
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:51 pm
Sweet.


MISUNDERSTANDINGS -


TAGS: october challenge dyslexia neener sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - October 25, 2010, 5:23 pm

love it!


SOMETIMES I LAY AWAKE AT NIGHT - and think 'just where did I go wrong? Then the voices come and say 'This is going to take more than one night'


TAGS: october voices
Rating: 4/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 2:45 pm
well deserved 5 regrettable lions
bOB cHIN - October 21, 2009, 7:51 am
Five insomnia induced poodlelions for this one!


CANNED GROOVY - Ingredients: Psychedelic Mushrooms, marijuana, acoustic guitars, tie-die apparel and non bathing nudists. May contain traces of conformity


TAGS: hippies october challenge
Rating: 3.18/5

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Sean - October 19, 2009, 2:37 pm
I like this one. Very funny. Not just the punchline, but also the "non bathing nudists."


AAARRRRRRF! - I left ye a present on the poopdeck Cap'n!


TAGS: october challenge can a parrot play catch
Rating: 3.95/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 1:13 pm
LOL!! 5 scurvey dogs!


DATE NIGHT - Arrrrrr! And to think I shaved me leg for this!


TAGS: october challenge ruba dub dub one pirate in a tub
Rating: 3.63/5

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RandomApe - October 7, 2009, 4:46 pm
LOLOLOL!!! I love plays on words


POOL SHARK - I think I've been bitten. or is it smitten... whatever, she's hot dammit.


TAGS: october challenge i want this shark wet
Rating: 3.35/5

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1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:09 am
She has a real name ya kno,Famke Janssen
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men


SUCCESS -




YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!




ATHEISM - Atheism tends towards skepticism regarding supernatural claims citing a lack of empirical evidence. Just as the world was considered flat. Not seeing YET isn't reason for disbelief.


TAGS: october challenge atheism
Rating: 2.83/5

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aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 8:27 am
...but unfortunately not in peace
Player_Meyer - October 28, 2009, 5:33 am
imagine all the people... living life in peace... aaahhhwoooOOO. That's called hippienism. The earth is a lie as we all live in a yellow submarine
Van - October 27, 2009, 11:41 pm
Funny how at the time you were charged with heresy and executed if you said anything as ridiculous like the earth is not the centre of the universe. But wait! Maybe one day you we will all be free of religion! Imagine that!
Derek - October 27, 2009, 7:05 pm
Hundreds of religions, hundreds of conflicting creation myths. Why believe that one of these claims has to be true?
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:19 pm
Sorry aggy but this poster is closed for further comments.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:18 pm
It could be the bunny suit.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:17 pm
The one's I've said this to just look at me like I'm an idiot and reply, in all seriousness, that their God just always existed. In informal logic, I think that's called "special pleading." But in their defence, I often do look like an idiot.
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:50 pm
i say to people: how did you your god come into being. the god couldn't have been always here, i mean there had to have been a beginning and there had have been nothing. How can a god suddenly come out that can create the whole universe?
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:12 am
I'm in most enviable position since having embraced idontgiveafuckism. It's free to join and you don't have to worry about tithing or jerking off. :D
Sean - October 27, 2009, 11:10 am
I see that my choice of Atheism is kinda backfiring. As an atheist I wanted to see it lampooooooned like any other topic of the poster challenge. Now make with the beat-down.
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 10:59 am
Former raving pentecostal fundamentalist. I was one of those iritating cunts who'd strike up a friendly urge to repent with you. With faith comes the guilt that with the same hand you hand that tract away, you would also jerk off with almost daily.
FINJA - October 27, 2009, 10:46 am
Nope, sorry guys, no god. Quit church, and save 10%
motifake - October 27, 2009, 9:50 am

However, "not seeing YET" actually is a rational reason for LACK of belief. Look up weak atheism, by far the most common type. Everyone is born a weak atheist and an agnostic.
Player_Meyer - October 27, 2009, 9:43 am
That's why I added the YET! haha as with most things it's outlandish till proven. Same argument can go the other way saying that atheists can't disprove the existence of god. Evolution adheres to rules which were marvelously written as with most wonders
Newfrontier - October 27, 2009, 9:16 am
However, the burden of proof still remains with those who claim they've witnessed supernatural phenomena, just like the burden of proof was with those who considered the world to be a sphere. Cool picture btw


MY CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: october challenge
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:52 pm

lolz...5L


MR. MOTIFAKE - Not funny...racist...tunnel... dupe...lolcat...poor grammar... politifake...tunnel...


TAGS: october challenge mr motifake finds an lolmod
Rating: 3.78/5

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motifake - October 13, 2009, 6:37 pm

Hooooolllllllly crap! How did you find out? That looks exactly like my cat! O_o
spacedog - October 13, 2009, 5:12 pm
Nice one LogicDude.


IGNORANCE - Sometimes the answer is right in front of you. Yet you still can't find what your wife was looking for.


TAGS: october challenge ignorance
Rating: 3.74/5

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Player_Meyer - October 8, 2009, 10:37 am
Is this Engrish or Irish... doubt the Irish read


GOOD OL' SCHOOL DAYS - When it was just the girls doing the baiting... Not your state penitentiary.


TAGS: october challenge school
Rating: 3.71/5

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motifake - October 4, 2009, 10:05 am

Wow, Peg Bundy was HOT when she was young!
CANADA - October 2, 2009, 10:02 pm
paid more attention, just not to the school work
rerun - October 2, 2009, 9:56 pm

If the girls in my school dressed like this I might have paid more attention


FOOD CHAIN - It's a shark-eat-shark world out there!




THIS IS TURBO - When she takes off, she always lays down rubber.


TAGS: weiner dog october 1st
Rating: 3.42/5

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CANADA - January 31, 2010, 10:25 pm
thats sweet! 5L
Sean - October 2, 2009, 1:15 am
Sweet poster, man. I love it.


THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - Are awkwardly high pitched and condescendingly sarcastic. They give great makeup tips though...


TAGS: october challenge emo
Rating: 3.11/5

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forseti - April 3, 2010, 12:28 pm
What sex is this?!?


SUCCESS - YOU'LL NEED IT -




CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: october challenge
Rating: 4.36/5

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jameswnash - October 12, 2010, 6:26 am
Holy sheep sh..


THE SECRET - Santa's Secret Weiner Elves... delivering Santa's gifts through your apartment building's ductwork




HYGIENE - Always floss between meals!




HALLOWEEN -




JAMAICAN C0CK -


TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.19/5

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culos - October 7, 2010, 9:22 am
*it*
culos - October 7, 2010, 9:22 am
You could try and spread some peanut butter on is (also great to hide the wrinkles!)
culos - October 7, 2010, 9:21 am
Depends on the flavor I guess....
BoneCD - October 7, 2010, 9:12 am
So, should I always offer to share my bag...or is that being sexist or just polite?


LAUGHTER - I'm betting you get a lot of it, especially when a new girlfriend sees you without your pants for the first time.


TAGS: you didnt read the poster and youre not reading this so why am i even typing assignment for october 18 redhead with great cleavage its a good thing
Rating: 3.68/5

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GuinnessTroll - February 22, 2010, 4:41 pm
Well, she grew up ...well.
DreMagnum - October 20, 2009, 12:07 am
Renee Olstead is my biggest crush lol
iwishiknewmynamess too - October 20, 2009, 12:00 am
hmmmmmm well played...


A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR -


TAGS: bad jokes october calender pzy
Rating: 3.47/5

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DominusDraco - October 24, 2010, 5:37 pm
I want my 10s back! Lame joke
Benlulz - October 6, 2010, 11:51 am
What the fuck? xD


IGNORANCE -


TAGS: october 8 topic
Rating: 3.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 11:54 am
Got a cat who is the true definition of this poster!


PLAYBOY -


TAGS: october 15 topic
Rating: 3.31/5

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egal069 - October 15, 2009, 7:00 pm
lmao, the library of congress


JEALOUSY -


TAGS: october 6 challenge
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:41 am
....naturally. 5


STEREOTYPE BUSTING - Apparently cats have a thing for balls too.


TAGS: october challenge balls
Rating: 3.14/5

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DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 12:58 am
Were bound to repeat pictures eventually
Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:53 am
ADDICTION When "because you can" becomes ... "because you can't stop."


CONFLICT -


TAGS: october challenge kitten wars day
Rating: 2.7/5

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Sean - October 17, 2009, 11:47 pm
I learned that when you're trying yer damdest to punctaute the spoken words of a cabbie, you're almost certain to commit a comma splice or two. *sigh*
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 11:28 pm
I like when I learn something.


JEALOUSY - For when there is something you want more that the other person has.


TAGS: jealousy october 6th
Rating: 2.4/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 3:35 am
But does she want the blonde or the brunette?


DREAMS... - ...of the possibly disturbed




HOW'S YOU MELON SMELLING -




THINK OF SOMETHING -




THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL -


TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.55/5

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djinnyf - March 16, 2011, 8:56 pm
It so works BECAUSE the other guy's face!!!!! xx
Z-Bob - February 10, 2011, 4:59 pm
The look on the other guy's face is priceless.
eldiabloloco - October 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
I very much agree with that on both accounts
jameswnash - October 7, 2010, 9:34 pm
I just lost my lunch
pzykosiz - October 7, 2010, 5:53 pm
that's an image i could have lived without


AUTUMN -


TAGS: october challenge crankyhead
Rating: 4.43/5

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spacedog - October 6, 2010, 5:31 pm
Bravo Cranky.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 7:40 am

5l and fav'd dude...epic.


BAD JOKES -




MOMMY'S BASEMENT -


TAGS: october challenge crankyhead
Rating: 4.25/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 10:03 pm
That may very well be the single worst ass-to-torso ratio in the world.
Cubbybear - October 8, 2010, 8:43 pm
Whenever I see a woman like this with a pretty face I often wonder what she would look like naked.... then go and have a beer.
Cubbybear - October 8, 2010, 8:40 pm
You made me laugh...I gave you a 5


AFRICAN SQUEEGEE MAN -




AUTUMN, THE TREES SHED THEIR LEAVES AND FRUITS -


TAGS: october challenge warning cubby
Rating: 4.17/5

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Cubbybear - October 4, 2010, 3:38 pm
Love ya to Culos...5/5


WORST CASE SCENARIO - all the beer you can drink and no Guinness sorry Aggy


TAGS: beer guinness octoberfest
Rating: 4.15/5

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forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:43 am
thought about this picture and a caption like "terrorists on Oktoberfest" (bottom right) yesterday... ;)
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 9:09 pm
Sobriety at this festival might be the best move.


KITTEN KOMBAT -




CLAIRE! WTF! -




JUSTICE -


TAGS: october 29th
Rating: 3.83/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 8:42 am
Is that Simon? YAY!!!!!!
stavro1 - November 18, 2009, 11:09 pm
Finally, I can't stand their annoying show any longer!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 30, 2009, 1:25 am
It's the sad expression on his face which really gets me here. I give this poster 5 lions, one of whom is sobbing uncontrollably.


RACIAL ISSUES -




OCTOBERFEST HOTTIE - TO HELL WITH THE PRETZEL, I AM THIRSTY AND IN LOVE !!!


TAGS: octoberfest hottie love
Rating: 3.68/5

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LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:05 pm
Oktoberfest rocks! I lived in Munich for 3 very happy years...if Kim K had been there I would have stayed even longer!
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:56 pm
It's called o_K_toberfest, it's done way too often and there shouldn't be Kim Kardashian! Armenia is for SOAD!
TheGoat - October 2, 2010, 6:41 pm
I dunno - she's probably had several fat juicy German sausages in her time...
Budog - September 30, 2010, 12:45 pm
Who cares, as long as she can fake the accent I'm down !
GreyScorpion - September 30, 2010, 12:42 pm
I call shenanigans. Kim's not Germanic, she's Armenian, right cubby?


YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?"




RESTLESS LEGS SYNDROME -




RECRUITING - After two Shuttle failures, NASA has to resort to alcoholic monkey astronauts to give the space program a boost!




TOGETHERNESS - You'll always remember that magic night! For your sake you better hope the Roofies work as advertised and she never does.


TAGS: october challenge date night with a greybeard
Rating: 3.52/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:45 pm
5L - Nothing says "scrapbook" like St. Josephs Roofies.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:53 pm
Everybody is getting 5s from me! Screw you Timmy...and as a side note this deserves the 5 Poodle mark!


DING DONG -


TAGS: atheist october challenge
Rating: 3.5/5

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BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 11:40 pm
Well sailor, I would think that's why the pamphlet is blank...
sailor - October 28, 2009, 4:41 pm
Atheism is a rejection of religion not a form of one!


MEMORIES -


TAGS: i hate anniversaries especially this one october 14 2008 the day it all changed rest in peace sarah my angel
Rating: 3.41/5

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Preacher Man - October 14, 2009, 10:04 pm
My prayers are with you, for whatever that might be worth to you. Be at peace, as much as you can be.
spacedog - October 14, 2009, 1:15 pm
BoR take care. Pacifist have a care and check the forums.
Pacifist - October 14, 2009, 12:52 pm
Who just turned one? Happy birthday!
rockntractor - October 14, 2009, 11:16 am
May God comfort your heart.
BoneCD - October 14, 2009, 8:01 am
I'm not good at this Brit, but my wife and I offer our most heart felt sympathies on this day my friend.
LogicDude - October 14, 2009, 7:13 am
My heart and prayers still go out to you on this Briton; may your loving and happy memories of Sarah bring you at least some comfort on this day of remembrance. 5 Heartbroken Lions My Friend.


VISITATION RIGHTS -


TAGS: voices in your head october poster challenge
Rating: 3.32/5

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BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:11 pm
*Sigh* Alas she doesn't make a sound either Haar *sigh*
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:00 pm
Ouch, that hurts. A little bit. Don't stop.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 6:54 pm
I think that Mr. M would prefer that I not test the NSFW boundaries as often as I do...but it keeps him on his toes!
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 6:50 pm
Love it. Of course I came across the version you originally had up in the middle of class, but I won't hold that against you.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 6:36 pm
I don't know how you guys can put up with that Haar...Like I said in the forums, I'd have nightmares. And I watch "Criminal Minds" and it mystifies me.
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 6:12 pm
Brilliant, Bone. Wow.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 5:28 pm
Thanks guys
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 5:27 pm
this is brilliant
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 5:27 pm
AND, a lot OF great posters... lately.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 5:26 pm
You are banging out a lot great posters lately, Bone! 5 lie-detector passing lions.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 5:10 pm
I respect your opinion...LMAO rerun
rerun - October 21, 2009, 5:03 pm

Bone - you are one sick, twisted nutjob. 5 lions from me.


NIGHTMARES - "They're the stuff that dreams are made of, plus a cold splash of reality to add a little kick." ~Anonymous~


TAGS: dreams assignment october 28 all my dreams have turned to darkness all my laughter is now tears i miss you sarah more than you could ever know
Rating: 3.22/5

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Haarakkon - October 28, 2009, 3:08 am
Absolutely.
Bob D. Sailor - October 28, 2009, 2:58 am
The tags on this one damned near seemed to rip out my heart.
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:33 am
My condolences, again, dude.


LOLCATDUDE - Some things just never change.




DEEP THROAT - Sure, it looks inviting, but it's a SHARK, okay? I'm just soooooo conflicted!


TAGS: october challenge shark porn
Rating: 3.14/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:20 pm
Giggedy.


NEED A VACATION? - Might I suggest the West Midlands? The weather may suck but the women there are apparently veeeeery easy.


TAGS: october challenge drunk women are a sure thing sometimes
Rating: 3.07/5

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Nelinio - January 21, 2010, 7:13 pm
May I suggest you ACTUALLY try Northumberland. It started twice as high as the West Midlands and still managed a nearly 50% INCREASE to more than twice any other area in total
shotokishi - October 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
I used to live there
bevhillsreborn - October 26, 2009, 6:57 pm
sex is legal at 16 there, I know, I met someone from there before, nice lady.
Dude 4515 - October 26, 2009, 4:29 pm
I humbly bow before your wisdom. I also thank you for your sage advice. see you in the west Midlands


JEALOUSY - Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. ~Mark Twain Brraaiinnss!! ~a zombie




WII RESORT - because you're too poor to afford a real vacation




PACHINKO - For when you can't get over the feeling you have to play with tiny balls.




OCTOBER 30, 2009 - The night Christmas came early on MotiFake. Along with every guy watching the comments section.


TAGS: sorry about the extremely loooooong longfake but a comment chain like this deserves to be archived assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 2.5/5

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Maddness - November 11, 2011, 1:55 pm
what in the hell??!?!? That poster just became creepy Illusion is ruined :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2011, 4:09 pm
You can't believe you missed a Man pretending to be a woman making lesbian chit chat with another woman......I'll never understand kids these days....(BTW, Narutarded is a man.)
Maddness - November 10, 2011, 3:52 pm
That was painfully funny... DAmmit I cant believe I missed it...
CANADA - July 26, 2010, 12:41 am
lol
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:39 pm
Bump.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:07 am
I feel sick just looking at this.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:07 am
....ask this bunch! LMAO!
TheTrashHeap - February 15, 2010, 11:39 pm
Gimme an S, Gimme an H, Gimme an E, Gimme an N, Gimme an anigans! Whatta ya got!
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 11:30 pm
MrBlack... this is for you... and when you're done fapping, come ask me why I pointed this out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2010, 2:49 am
*do I*.......Damn Alcoholism.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2010, 2:38 am
How type the "puke" smiley in the comment section?
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:52 pm
Really? Damn, Dre, you're persistent.
DreMagnum - January 10, 2010, 11:51 pm
Still going
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:50 pm
LMAO.... did anyone "last" long?!?!?
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:47 pm
It was fun while it lasted.
CANADA - January 10, 2010, 11:46 pm
I think so
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:34 pm
Sean has yet to comment.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:31 pm
Shameful, shameful infamy. does this mean the cat is officially out of the bag?
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:24 pm
October 30, 2009... a day that will live in.... well, infamy.
Narutarded - November 9, 2009, 10:44 am
I can't wait to see what Cubbybear thinks of this!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:53 am
God bless Naru and her twisted, evil heart. TO THE FAP CAVE!!!!
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:42 pm
LOL... droppin' the Seaver hammer on the aggynostic.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 3:34 pm
Blasphemers! I'm starting the church of Mike Seaver...(Yes, I had to use google to find out who Kirk Cameron is.)
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:33 pm
And stop slaggin' the big C, there aggy. He's just trying to save the world from Evolution, much like Upchuck Norris.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:32 pm
THE INTERNETS Giving hard-ons to those who get boners when the wind blows.
amina - October 31, 2009, 3:31 pm
No one worships Kirk Cameron.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:29 pm
Kirk Cameron? Ew.
amina - October 31, 2009, 3:27 pm
hey now I do too worship Kirk.... Okay maybe not so much.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 3:25 pm
Internets?* Punctuation fail
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 3:25 pm
What is motifake if not the Star Trek Convention of the Internets. The only difference is we don't worship Kirk. We prefer Chuck Norris.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:24 pm
Twisting the knife in the Mod, Sean?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:22 pm
Yes indeed. It's as if something vaguely cool happened at a Star Trek convention. Unforgettable.
amina - October 31, 2009, 3:15 pm
And now our conversation shall live forever, if not on this site then in the minds of all motifakers.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 2:12 pm
I remember this!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 pm
This is so true...5/5
LURCH - October 31, 2009, 12:05 pm
AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!All I ever get to see is the political debates....crap. :( At least Brit saved it for me thanks Brit
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 11:30 am
Out? Yes. Cold? Not so much... ;)
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 11:27 am
Well when your partners out cold...you gotta get relief somewhere
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 11:05 am
Damn... I just woke up, and already my day's off to a rousing start! I can't believe I said all that. I wish I could blame it on being drunk, but I was stone cold sober last night. Man, this is so embarassing...
AStronymous - October 31, 2009, 4:01 am
LOL nice one Moo.... but i thought the whole convo to be lame :/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 3:57 am
It's kinda like Batman and Bruce Wayne, Whenever one of you is around the other is nowhere to be found.
Briton of Rose - October 31, 2009, 3:41 am
I went to the store. Naru showed me when I got home, and I realized the truly EPIC nature of it. So I made a poster of it, for all to see. Remember, Naru and I share a computer. If she's using it, I'm SOL, and vice-versa.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:21 am
Oddly, you missed it, Briton.


CUBBY'S VACATION - DAY 57 -




BONG APPRECIATION - Hippies and stoners aren't the only ones who like BONGS


TAGS: hippies october challenge
Rating: 2.38/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 3:14 pm
You forgot Aborigines.....they invented the Billabong.


ATHEISM - Belief takes effort, evidence and trust. Denial takes nothing.


TAGS: october atheism madalyn murray o hair is a believer now
Rating: 2.14/5

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Jmac0585 - October 29, 2009, 10:19 am
What is up is, a monthly "challenge" discussed on the forum. I'll give you two guesses as what the current topic is, though I doubt you'll need the second guess.
Eathanskies - October 29, 2009, 8:41 am
what the fuck is up with all the atheist/christian posters? this is stupid. and yeah, religion is the complete opposite of what your poster says.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:46 pm
Atheism is a hard-earned belief, with faith in hard evidence rather than superstition. Conformism takes nothing.


INSPIRATION - is one thing... having the tools or platform to start your dream from is another.




Sunny Elsewhere -


TAGS: october calendar outlook depression
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 2, 2014, 11:18 pm
beautiful. 5/f
GaryO - October 2, 2014, 9:08 am
dang....coulda swore this was Sho time. Well played, Green one.


THEY OPEN STUFF FOR YOU AT THE REST HOME -


TAGS: october calendar one is the loneliest
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2012, 9:04 am
Ain’t it the truth…then discovering the perforation on the back after slitting the wires on the headset with an exacto blade.
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 11:35 am
Those Packages Are Something Else I Don't Know How Many Times I Cut My Hands !


MAMMAS BASEMENT -




A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR -




HAPPINESS - Is being reincarnated as a pigeon near where your boss works


TAGS: october 3 challenge
Rating: 3.5/5

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MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
Could try finding some like that for the 5th. Topic of the day is sharks after all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Or a shark near where your mother in law swims. 5


GREYBEARDS - Sure we may be cute and all, but we DO bite.




INSPIRATION -


TAGS: october 12th topic
Rating: 3.36/5

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Haarakkon - October 12, 2009, 5:04 pm
Thanks. I was thinking either A) the poster sucked or B)I have a Fan. Checked for a carpet bomber, but Ronsart had a 5/5 after 4.
Sean - October 12, 2009, 4:14 pm
Well he did steal my pending reference to the "intensive care unit." Sheesh. (I 5'ed it.)
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 4:12 pm
I can't believe someone gave this a one! 5!


LOL CATS -


TAGS: october 13 topic
Rating: 3.27/5

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Zed - October 13, 2009, 2:47 am
I have, but I prefer the original Viking Kittens video, performing Zepplin's "Immigrants Song"
Sean - October 13, 2009, 12:46 am
Not that here's ANYTHING wrong with yer poster here, Harr. *snickers*
Sean - October 13, 2009, 12:42 am
Cool. Has anyone seen the flying viking kittens "singing" Gay Bar by the Electric Six? Quite moving.


JUMP THE SHARK - I don't think you've quite grasped the concept...


TAGS: october challenge shark happy days and the fonz
Rating: 3.19/5

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MarineAV - October 8, 2009, 10:16 pm
Is that a SCUBA diving santa, riding a bike around sharks?


THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS -


TAGS: christmas in october really sean
Rating: 3.1/5

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Derek - November 1, 2009, 3:17 am
You get Christmas on Easter?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:25 pm
Ouch!


CHILDHOOD DREAMS -


TAGS: i know you can hear my thoughts boy meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow assignment for october 28 dreams
Rating: 3.05/5

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Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:51 am
What ags said.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:31 am
Excellent. Simply excellent.


AGDANIELE - This is how he'll go out... not with a whimper, not with a bang; but with an outline of Guinness bottles


TAGS: agdaniele jokes drunks october challenge
Rating: 2.94/5

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Roamer - October 26, 2009, 12:08 pm
It's not the pic that matters.. its the text and the general idea your're going for
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Sigh.... in a perfect world. Pray I'm that lucky, Roamer. 5L
_Ally - October 26, 2009, 10:56 am
Psst those are Becks bottles. Still a good Motifake though


THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - Yo no hablo Inglés


TAGS: october challenge
Rating: 2.9/5

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Player_Meyer - October 21, 2009, 10:04 am
I should say... Just in case instead of if.
Player_Meyer - October 21, 2009, 10:03 am
"Yo no hablo ingles" means "I don't speak English" In spanish... so in fact the voices in his head speak spanish and he doesn't understand them. If you timmied out and gave it a 1 for not understanding it


SPIDERMAN - better make room for Colbert




FACING THE FACTS - When will you finally realize that none of the pretty girls are looking at you?


TAGS: october challenge inspiration demotivational
Rating: 2.8/5

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Player_Meyer - October 13, 2009, 4:53 pm
haha... I was looking at her eyes... and nope... she's not looking at the camera. As for your GF... no pics no proof
Narutarded - October 13, 2009, 8:57 am
She IS looking at the camera, you just have to look into her eyes to see it. But since you're a guy, you're probably thinking "Women have eyes?". And as for me being able to get hot girls: Have you SEEN the poster of my fiancee? It's #29002, look it up.
Player_Meyer - October 13, 2009, 3:34 am
starting = staring
Player_Meyer - October 13, 2009, 3:34 am
you Narutarded??.. I have a hot fiance and I laugh at guys starting her down and thinking that they could actually have her... so yeah... it's a poke at guys not knowing their 'limits'
Player_Meyer - October 13, 2009, 3:29 am
I respectfully disagree with you saying that the one on the left is looking at the camera... anyway... your rating on them is fair. This is a demotivational poster as 99% of the people on this site has never had a hot girl like this... excluding
Robert Squarepants - October 12, 2009, 4:56 pm
i agree with narutared, who is atleast a 9.9 i might add
Narutarded - October 12, 2009, 12:15 pm
Actually, the one on the left IS looking at the camera. And just for the record, on my personal scale of 1 to 10, these ladies rank as follows: left-4 (plastic face, questionable figure), middle-9.9 (need nudes to give 10), right-7.5 (I wouldn't say no)
Player_Meyer - October 12, 2009, 12:05 pm
None of them are looking at the camera... (you)
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 11:44 am
Yeah, they're obviously playing for the other team...if you know what I'm sayin'...and I ain't talkin' about baseball. Get it? You dig?
Narutarded - October 12, 2009, 11:42 am
Who says they're not?


ANNAPOLIS - "A certain kind of pirate, yeah, we've been called that."




INVENTION PIRACY - Elder God Douchebag is extremely paranoid about it. And you would be too, if all your tchnological breakthroughs were easily assembled using Duplo blocks and Fisher-Price toys.




SAMURAI - The not so silent cousin to a pirates worst nightmare.




OCTOBER -


TAGS: october yeah sure i like pumpkin just fine but theres a limit
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:25 am
LOL, Silvy! There's a few things that taste great, but most of it? SHUDDER!!!!! 5 LOL lions!
Greeny - October 9, 2015, 7:02 pm
That shit is horrible


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